When they first hooked up, she was happy to discover that “His manhood was enormous — the perfect cherry on top of this gorgeous chocolate sundae. Every time he smoked, his ego seemed to inflate and I felt like I was just there as a sounding board for all his grandiose dreams. After winning his first Oscar (For either acting or producing, he wasn’t quite sure yet) and becoming a Grammy Award-winning recording artist, he planned to become a politician.” PHOTOS: The World According To Brandi Glanville!